Missus has just sold something on ebay to a guy called Terry Bull

I know a Fed back home called Richard barton, always amused me

Remember a Paul Young (Yeh I know!) album sleeve where he was stood next to a sign for a village called Shitterton. Someone had wrote underneath "Have you ever."

I used to go out with a girl who's sister, Audrey, was the Girls's Swimming Champion at Malet Lambert School, the inscription on the trophy read: "Girl's Swimming Champion - A Duck"

As a postie in warrington i deliver mail on one of my rounds to a Mr. Richard Suker. Obviously you have to pronounce it 'sucker', but surely he doesn't shorten his first name to dick?

Way back in my school days, a friend had to ring someone to arrange work experience and ask for Arthur moon. I also once knew a lad from India who was called Phanny Vanker.

there's always the Russian with three testicles Mr Udunic Yourbollokov

It always makes me laugh when they announce Tomasz Schafernakers' name.

Former german international footballer Stefan Kuntz always amused me.

A couple of good ones for the pub....Arthur Worthington, Arthur Foster and so on...

There is a street in Conisbrough called Butt Hole Road. Apparently the residents were getting it changed but I don't know if they were successful as haven't been there in a while.



When I worked for an insurance company, we insured a "traveller" called Elvis Presley Smith and his son Sydney, also a man called James James - why in God's name would you give your child the same christian name as his surname?



My real gem is that my great grandparents were called Dick and Fanny.

wendy has got a mate called teresa green