He was his usual useless self, getting names wrong and such. Still, he enjoyed himself watching Stains win.



And, do you know, Meli never put a foot wrong!

Very.



Apparently the Catalan hooker Kane Bentley is now known as Ken Bailey.

IMO Meli was the best player on the pitch, should have been man of the match, much better than Shlong.

Usual but far better than you'll ever be



Granted he does get the odd name wrong but so does Hemmings,but he's still better the Dave Woods.He has drama in his voice which then makes the game exciting and for mine Wood lacks this.

The poor lad. He goes to all the trouble of having a name like a villain in a B-movie Western, and old Ray turns him something like a minor character from Emmerdale!

Did Long get MOM? I thought he made a fair few mistakes TBH

Yes and missed a few kicks

He's the only one French can say with bolloxing it up.

Did nobody else spot 'the mug'?!?!

No

Is that a legal term for the actual offence?



'Your Honour, my client was attacked outside St Helens and his trainers were stolen at knifepoint. The 'Mug' took place at 3.40pm....'