Drums etc should be automatically banned. It does not create an atmosphere it creates anger and annoyance. Hope th Stewards tell the idiot do not bang it or you are out- however the Stewards down at The Shay are spineless and do not even stop idiots throwing plastic bottles etc!

I'm pretty sure Widnes have some lobotomised gibbon that likes banging a drum as well. Leave it at home boys.

Sorry got to jump to their defence here ,a bunch of them scared the heck out of my 8 yr old grandaughter last year when she put a foot on the seat in front.

we wont need a drum,you get yourselves prepared for a viking invasion.

we are prepared but a game agaiant widnes also draws the fax public in.



bring your black and white.



sea of blue and white opposite you as well.



will be nice for the pocket as well if you bring a few.

vikings, your silent at home,

saying that so are we, we didnt need one and we were still heard,

He’s been banned from the Stobart.





Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean he won’t turn up with it at your place.











The 1812 Overture (Tchaikovsky). You’ll have to keep time with our lobotomised gibbon and, to make sure you do keep time, I’ll be bringing the cannon for the end of the piece and it will be aimed at you if you fail.





After that I’d like to hear Green Tambourine (Lemon Pipers) followed by While My Triangle Gently Weeps. (George Harrison/Little Rich)



If you could slip in a bit of Led Zep and Jimi Hendrix I’d be most obliged and wouldn't see the need to blast you with a cannon.





Yours in sport, Pepe

Thought i'd heard he was, I read somewhere on here a while back that he'd been thrown out of a game.



Wasn't proper drumming anyway, he only banged it when widnes made a break or something, any idiot could do that

I always thought a drum added to the atmos but suppose it got annoying after a bit. What about a couple of trumpet players .... aka Sheffield Wednesday fans all those years ago - great stuff! Also a few whistles aka West Indies cricket fans.

What about the bloke with the hunting horn at 'Haven

I've always been partial to the Glockenspiel. We could get the Astronomer, Patrick Moore, down as pre-match entertainment. He could play us his thumpin tune then introduce the Fax "Stars"

And the older fans will probably remember Mellville with the "Kenny Everett big hands" in the 80s. He still attends the games, maybe he could make a comeback and dance to the music?