Perhaps they have to kick off at 7.00 to use the Economy 7 Electricity band

Don't tell em that or kick off will be 11pm

Maybe you could lend us your begging buckets to pay the electricity bill. You know, the ones you walked around our terraces a couple of years ago?

3 years ago now to be fair. You can't have them anyway as we need them to help raise funds to bail a couple of our players out of a spanish prison. What we like hey? Laugh a minute over here.

buckets, bail out, could have used them last week at haven.

so who else to bail out of prison?

IF, and Its an IF results go the way that Whitehaven cannot qualify for the latter rounds, and we are already qualified, if that is a possibility (ive not looked at the table) What could Haven realistically expect the crowd to be?



EDIT- Having looked at the table, thats a possibility, could be a very low attendance, 9 pts will see us through, as the only Sheffield or Hunslet can catch us and they play each other, unless Whitehaven can manage a win at Oldham, who recently beat them 50-0

I hope you put some money in. If you did and in light of what has happened in the intervening years are you



A) Completely satisfied with your donation?

B) Disappointed that we're not in SL

C) kicking yourself and would now rather have given it to Dick Raaz



May I take this opportunity to thank you in advance for your time on this survey.

Haven fans should be the last to be criticising other clubs over financial matters after they went in to administration and left creditors unpaid. The sole reason for their administration was to clear their debts and now they can boast that they are debt free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plenty of relevance once you see the state of them. You'll not be able to see the other end once it starts getting dark, and that's speaking from experience when we played them away on a Thursday night in the play-offs a few years ago.

I did warn you...!

Match abandoned after 9 mins, floodlight failure!

How prophetic !!



What a hole.